POPCORN, POPCORN MAN

Bills...wanna feel my bills babe?
Bills...such a thrill my bills babe?
Bills...wanna touch my bills babe?
Bills...it's too much my bills babe?
Check it out my bills babe, bills babe.
Don't you doubt my bills babe, bills babe.
talkin' bout my bills babe, bills babe,
check it out my bills babe, bills babe

Every man wants to be a popcorn man
to have the kind of A.L.E.C. bills, lobbyists demand
Plotting in the mornings, go man go
calling all my contacts, anyone I know
You can best believe that, I’m a popcorn man
ready to get down with, any lobbyist I can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Popcorn, popcorn man
With Suder by my side, I’m an A.L.E.C. man
Popcorn, popcorn man
I've got to be an A.L.E.C. man!

Popcorn, popcorn man
Scholarships are hot, for a popcorn man
Popcorn, popcorn man
I’ve got to raise more money!

A.L.E.C., its so hot, my A.L.E.C.,
A.L.E.C., love to stop those voters,
A.L.E.C., love to please my A.L.E.C.,
A.L.E.C., don't you tease my A.L.E.C.,
A.L.E.C., you'll adore my A.L.E.C.,
A.L.E.C., come explore my lawsuits,
A.L.E.C., made by God, or the Koch boys,
A.L.E.C., it's my cash refresher.

You can tell an A.L.E.C. man, he has a corporate mind
forgets about the workers, he kicks ‘em in the ass
Thinks everyone’s on welfare, no one is his “kind”
call him Mister A.L.E.C., dig his bogus claims
You can best believe that, he's an A.L.E.C. man
likes to be the leader, he always dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Popcorn, popcorn man
Dissing all the teachers, whenever he can
Popcorn, popcorn man
Padre, your teachers will be nuns!

Popcorn, popcorn man
Scholarships are hot, for a popcorn man
Popcorn, popcorn man
He’s got to raise more money!

Ugh! Popcorn baby!
Bills, bills, bills wanna feel my bills babe,
Bills, bills, bills gonna thrill my bills babe,
Bills, bills, bills don'tcha stop my bills babe,
Bills, bills, bills it's so hot my bills babe,

Every legislator ought to be an A.L.E.C. whore,
To live a life of freedom, ‘cause real working is a bore,
Have my own life style and ideals,
Overtaxing the middle-class, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's an A.L.E.C. man
He's a “special” person, in a fascist land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Popcorn, popcorn man (watch me push this bill)
If you sign my popcorn contract, I’ll get such a thrill
Popcorn, popcorn man
I've got to be an A.L.E.C. man!

Popcorn, popcorn man
Catholic schools are hot, for a popcorn man
Popcorn, popcorn man
Got to get contraceptives banned

Popcorn, popcorn man (I listen but don’t hear)
Buying up cheap properties however I can
Popcorn, popcorn man
I've got to be THE A.L.E.C. man! (watch me roll my eyes)

Popcorn, popcorn man (dig my contacts!)
Why am I in it, if I’m just a middleman?
Popcorn, popcorn man
I create no value, but I take “my cut”

Popcorn, popcorn man
Don’t you try to stop me, it’s a great scam.
Popcorn, popcorn man
I’ve got to be THE A.L.E.C. man